Okay, letâs be real for a sec â some people can flirt loud and proud, while others act like they donât even know what feelings are. But deep down? Theyâre over here making playlists about you, rewatching your stories, and rereading your texts like itâs a love letter from the 1800s. Yeah⌠we see you đ
4. Capricorn â
You wouldnât guess it, right? Caps look so chill and composed â like nothing phases them. But once they catch feelings? Itâs game over. Theyâll act all âIâm focused on workâ but secretly theyâre memorizing the way you laugh. They might not text you a ton, but theyâll definitely notice every tiny detail about you. Itâs their love language: subtle effort.
3. Virgo â
Virgos are the kings and queens of overthinking their crushes. Like⌠should I text first? did I sound too eager? maybe I should just disappear? đ Theyâll pretend to be âunbothered,â but inside, itâs a full-on emotional spreadsheet. The thing is, once they fall, theyâre loyal and thoughtful â they just need to trust that you wonât hurt their soft little heart.
2. Cancer â
Cancers love love. But when it comes to crushes? Theyâre shy about it. Theyâll daydream about you for weeks before saying anything. Theyâre the type to bake you cookies âjust becauseâ or send a meme that somehow says everything theyâre feeling. Once a Cancer starts catching feelings, theyâre in deep â they just want to know you feel safe with them too.
1. Scorpio â
No surprise here. Scorpios feel everything. They might play it cool (and yeah, theyâre good at it), but their crushes run deep. Like⌠you live rent-free in their mind. Theyâll analyze every conversation, every look, every emoji you use. Itâs not obsession (okay, maybe a little đ
), itâs just how they connect. Once theyâre into you, thereâs no halfway â itâs all or nothing.
I donât know about you, but reading this kinda makes me want to text my crush⌠or at least stop pretending I donât have one. đŹ
The truth is, weâve all been that person â acting chill while our hearts are basically screaming. So if you see yourself in one of these signs, maybe itâs time to drop the act and shoot your shot. Lifeâs too short for secret crushes, right?
What about you? Do you think your sign shouldâve made the list? Drop your zodiac in the comments â Iâm genuinely curious whoâs out there pretending not to be in love đ đ
(btw, if you liked this, share it with that friend whoâs always âdefinitely not crushingâ on someone â we all know the truth đ)